THE EXTRACTION EXAMINER PORTRAIT DESK

FACES OF THE TOPSIDE

Every Raider has a face. Every face has a story.

Meet the faces behind the questionable decisions. Raider portraits captured by the Examiner or sent in from the Topside—because we’d rather print your photo than your obituary.

Unidentified Raider portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified RaiderA quiet moment before extraction. Name unknown.
Unidentified Sandwich Maker portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified Sandwich MakerTaking orders, not incoming fire.
Two unidentified Raiders portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified RaidersOne dressed for trouble. The other for a much deeper problem.
Unidentified Raider portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified RaiderReception improved. Life expectancy uncertain.
Unidentified Raider portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified RaiderWe asked for his best shot. Should’ve specified a photograph.
Unidentified Raider portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified RaiderDressed for the cold. Packed for someone else’s funeral.
Unidentified Raider portrait for Faces of the Topside
Unidentified RaiderCustomer service survived the apocalypse. Unfortunately.
Three unidentified Raiders portrait for Faces of the Topside
Three Unidentified RaidersOne shared brain cell. Currently listed as missing.
Patty O’Baggins, Editor-in-Chief of The Extraction Examiner
Patty O’Baggins — Editor-in-ChiefTrying to meet deadlines without becoming one. If you find him at the Admin Building, bring supplies. And preferably good news.

Recognize yourself or a fellow Raider? Let the Examiner know—we’d like to put a name to the face.

Looking for someone who didn’t make it? Check Deadlines.